Anniversary Email 10

Congratulations on your recent anniversary here at <COMPANY>. As you may know, we are an <IDENTIFYING INFORMATION> and world leader in <IDENTIFYING INFORMATION>. Your contributions have been a key component to our success. But did you know <COMPANY> is simply part of a larger Umbrella Corporation? Yes, it is true. We are invested in a variety of ventures.

For instance, deep within our secret base on the outskirts of Raccoon City, we have been experimenting with biological military applicationsĀ for something we are calling the Tyrant Program. You will be happy to know we have approved a transfer for you to this new, state of the art facility.

You may have heard some rumors about numerous maulings by unidentified creatures in that area. Please do not be alarmed. We have deployed our Special Tactics And Rescue Service to the scene to identify the issue. You can rest assured that your safety is our top priority. Our agents will have the issue well in hand by the time of your arrival.

Your first assignment will be assisting in the ongoing overhaul of the security software. During this time it has been necessary to disable the existing security system and all building safeguards, but we anticipate no problems arising during this outage. There may be no one to greet you on arrival at the building, but please let yourself in. Also, do not be alarmed if the lights appear to be non operational. This is an energy saving measure we sometimes employ.

Feel free to pick up any loose items you see lying about. In particular, weapons and ammunition. This is so you can return them to security, not a result of any anticipation that you might need them to defend yourself from an onrushing horde of biologically mutated undead horrors. If you hear any shuffling accompanied by groaning, that is just the night watchman, Old Zeke. Probably best if you move along before he catches you and chews your ear off… with one of his stories. Really, don’t even look at him. Just exit the area quickly and calmly. If you hear growling or barking, run. Just run. Don’t ask why.

We assure you, everything is perfectly normal. And safe. Very, very safe. There is absolutely no reason to believe the Tyrant Virus has leaked into the water supply of the facility and turned all of the staff into a ravening horde of infected mutants that endlessly hunger for the flesh of the living. We look forward to your arrival at outbreak site T-001. Or… rather… the Arklay Mountains facility.

Oh, if you happen come across anything marked T-Vaccine, please secure these samples for us. That would be just lovely.

Congratulations again.

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